Did you ever think to yourself, “Gosh, if only I had something small and discreet, I could use to stimulate my prostate, even in public!”? Well, if you did, you probably aren’t alone. I mean, I personally have never thought that… But more power to you friend!
Introducing our new 2018 Wireless Egg Vibrator. This small guy is sure to leave you squirming, whether it’s in the shower, in the bed, or in public. Use alone or with a lover. (or a master, or a friend, or a random stranger! seriously… we don’t judge…) This product has a fun “MP3 Design” you know, like that one apple product *nudge nudge*, it features 20 patterns of vibration, and hours of fun. Its powered by 2 AAA batteries (not included) and features a wireless control. As stated, it’s small enough for public play and is discreet, it also is made from nontoxic safe plastics. (WHEW for a second, I was worried about ass cancer.)
So if you are looking for a new way to have some fun, try this out! Or maybe you just want to show that one annoying apple friend you have what your shuffle can do ;3